January 2011
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That awkward moment you realize shit is going...
Things are really starting to coming full circle for me right now. I think that me moving back to Dallas is more a positive move then what it started out to be. But just in general I haven’t been this happy. Although things with him are also coming full circle we will always remain good friends. It’s crazy that one moment things can feel like they’re crashing down and everyone is...
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Selena | Dreaming Of You.
I still love her, her...
I'm still chuckling at that girls bball team that...
Yep, I’m laughing at high school girls, sue me.
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Ummm...
Fast-food chain Taco Bell is facing a lawsuit over whether the “seasoned beef” in its food is, in fact, beef. The suit from Alabama law firm Beasley, Allen, Crow, Methvin, Portis and Miles claims Taco Bell is engaging in false advertising because their beef contains only about 35 percent beef.
WHHHAAAA?
KIDS > Skins
Fuck was MTV thinking?
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Mavericks---
SIX MU’FUGGIN GAWT DAMN GAMES!
REALLY?!
I got my razor and Kid Cudi music ready.
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Mirror’s Edge | Mike Posner
It feels like...
Beats That Don't Need Added Lyrics Are A Thing Of...
So Comcast sends me this letter...
xionone:
Saying after April, any TV that does not have a set-top box will only get channels 2-25 and 76-79. So basically in order to see much, you’ll have no choice but to pay a $8.50 monthly fee for a box, otherwise you’ll only have 28 channels.
Son, I swear… customer rape at its finest.
They sent us that shit.
I. Was. Outraged.
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Horoscopes Inspired by Chris Rock.
suburbaninvaders:
Aquarius - You’re gonna die
Capricorn - You’re gonna die
Gemini - You’re gonna die TWICE
Leo - You’re gonna die
Scorpio - You’re gonna die FUCKIN
Virgo - You’re gonna die
Libra - You’re gonna die
Cancer - LOLOL you’re gonna die ironically
Taurus - You’re gonna die
Aries - You’re gonna die
Sagittarius - You’re gonna die
Pisces - You’re gonna die
Ophiuchus - WHO THE...
LOL
Lakers 112 - Cavs 57 FINAL.
I am appalled.
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What grinds my gears.
People always chastising people with tattoos with the ol “What happens when you’re 70?”
Well.. I’m going to be 70 with some wicked ass tattoos. Really though, there are bigger things to worry about in your 20s and 30s that are going to affect the senior years and some roses on my shoulder isn’t one of them. How about health, how much you drink or smoke, if your...
My Twitter timeline just got nuclear bombed by The...
Do not let the same happen here.
Aye,
Auburn 22 - Oregon 19 FINAL
SEC with 5 straight.
I'm making a blog dedicated to tits.
suburbaninvaders:
all i need is a name…
-ponders
Someone help my friend.
Last night..
on twitter we were slandering that gawd awful “relationship” advice book by Steve Harvey. People really got upset cause we was talking bad about it.
Guys. That book is terrible and doesn’t say anything ground breaking.
Please. Quit searching for love and thinking some book is gonna give you the magic password to happiness. Relationships period cannot be categorized in a way...
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You know.
I just finally got to a point in my life that I honestly don’t worry about what others have to say about me or my life. I don’t second guess myself, and because of that I followed my dream head on. When I look back on my life I shake my head sometimes at some of the stuff that I allowed to happen, but I won’t dwell on it.
I’ve also came to the realization to not try and...
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Got an idea.
But I need a videographer.
If you do video and you are in the DFW area. Please email me. wymallory@gmail.com
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LOL @ just remembering us on the rooftop of the...
At least we was yelling at our friends that we saw in line. So it wasn’t all THAT bad.
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NYE
SO I went out.
Got drunk.
Had a blast.
My mom called me today like.
“Ay, I called you to tell you happy new year and you was drunk. You told me you loved me then you told some dude to ‘quit fucking touching me’ then continued to tell me you loved me and you call me later cause you couldnt hear me. I was just checking to make sure you didn’t die from alcohol...
